Want to buy a car with the shortest name ever?

"scoob" (scoobsti) 07/14/2016 at 23:29 • Filed to: BMW

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Yes? Say no more! Introducing... the BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance ! I don’t know what the hell iPerformance is, but I sure do want one!

Leadbull > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:32

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iPerformance sounds like a shady penis pill that's sold exclusively through magazine ads.

petebmwm > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:35

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4 cyl plug in hybrid 7

scoob > petebmwm 07/14/2016 at 23:36

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Why not ePerformance? Or is that what the “e” is in “Le?”

Anyway, I’m still waiting for the 7 Series Gran Coupe sedan version of the not-happening-but-was-rumored-I-think 8 Series coupe version of the 7 Series sedan. Until then, BMW will not have my imaginary money.

S65 > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:37

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Is this some sort of joke?

petebmwm > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:39

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Because bmw naming.. the i division had something to do with this, like m performance or m sport, just i instead

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Leadbull 07/14/2016 at 23:39

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And the BMW is different how?

ranwhenparked > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:46

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Amazingly, that does have more characters than Shuanghuan S-CEO HBJ6474Y. Which, I guess, is how you can tell an authentic BMW from a counterfeit- the real ones have longer names.

scoob > S65 07/14/2016 at 23:49

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http://www.bmw.com/com/en/newvehi…

EL_ULY > scoob 07/14/2016 at 23:52

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BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance

Volvo XC90 First Edition T6 AWD

scoob > EL_ULY 07/14/2016 at 23:56

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Sorry, BMW wins by 2 pixels.

EL_ULY > scoob 07/15/2016 at 00:02

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Nooooo, so close. Damn those 2 pixels

Leadbull > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 07/15/2016 at 00:14

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Good question. Both are marketed to middle aged men.

scoob > EL_ULY 07/15/2016 at 00:25

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They are tied in letter/number count though!

For Sweden > scoob 07/15/2016 at 01:37

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I am nominating you to head our upcoming OppoWonk blog*

*no such blog is upcoming

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > scoob 07/15/2016 at 08:08

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Subaru Impreza WRX STI Spec-C Type RA-R

BMW 740Le xDrive iPerformance

scoob > For Sweden 07/15/2016 at 11:39

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I’d be honored.

Oh.

FINE. I’ll make it myself.

For Sweden > scoob 07/15/2016 at 11:45

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Please use the superior name OppositeWonk

scoob > For Sweden 07/15/2016 at 23:21

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http://oppositewonk.kinja.com/

For Sweden > scoob 07/16/2016 at 01:38

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But I’m not an author :(

scoob > For Sweden 07/16/2016 at 13:41

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No posts on it just yet

bhtooefr > scoob 07/20/2016 at 17:51

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I can beat that, with another 7-series, German-market.

BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Modell V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS.

The US market one is one character shorter - Model instead of Modell.

And yes, “THE NEXT 100 YEARS” is in all caps. And English, even in Germany.